Now available with three choices:
• Classic. My tried-and-true recipe
• Vegan. Same soap without animal products
• Short and Ugly. A smaller bar without the swirls (sold at a discount)
An homage to Sen Elizabeth Warren's progressive policies!
 
If you thought drinking Billionaire Tears to be delightful, you should try bathing in them! The Sea Salt fragrance is the scent of schadenfreude.
 
DELIGHTFUL!
 
Classic and vegan are generously sized 4-5 ounce bars.
Short and Ugly version uses the classic recipe and  is between 3.5-4.5 ounces. 
(The Short and Ugly Billionaire Tears soap is the result of a soaping disaster that led to pounds of caustic batter spilling onto the floor and having to be thrown out, hence the smaller bars. Frantically pouring soap batter from one leaky mold to another meant that there are very few attractive swirls.)