When absolutely deluged by terrible news, it’s easy to no longer give a fuck, making it so important to always carry a few, just in case.
They can be used to ensure that you are a unforgettable guest: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbds-ihu6gs/?igsh=ZW9jOXNzdXdleXlw 
And they come in very useful quantities:
 🤬5-pack — $2 — can fuck up a tiny bathroom 
🤬 Shit ton (50) — $15 — can fuck up a studio apartment 
🤬 Fuck ton (100) — $24 — can fuck up a small house 
🤬 Unholy Fuck Ton (666) — $100 — can fuck up an entire workplace (I’ve never actually sold one of these)
The fonts for each selection varies. The single packets come in recyclable glassine envelopes making them perfect to carry in a wallet or glove compartment. Never be caught without a good fuck!
 
1 1/4” x  5/8” matte stickers.