When absolutely deluged by terrible news, it’s easy to no longer give a fuck, making it so important to always carry a few, just in case.

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And they come in very useful quantities:

🤬5-pack — $3 — can fuck up a tiny bathroom

🤬 Shit ton (50) — $20 — can fuck up a studio apartment

🤬 Fuck ton (100) — 30 — can fuck up a small house

🤬 Unholy Fuck Ton (666) — $130 — can fuck up an entire workplace

The fonts for each selection varies. The single packets come in recyclable glassine envelopes making them perfect to carry in a wallet or glove compartment. Never be caught without a good fuck!

1 1/4” x 5/8” matte stickers.